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# Gets some facts about Swee, and compare that with regular 14-year-olds I guess
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from random import randint
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from os import environ
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import os
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quotes = [
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"I don't think regular 14 year olds would use IRC",
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"I don't think regular 14 year olds would be a programmer",
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"I don't think regular 14 year olds would use the internet properly",
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"I don't think regular 14 year olds would be a silly goober",
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"I don't think regular 14 year olds would put MeowNexUS cc's in helps",
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"I don't think regular 14 year olds would identify as a cat",
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"I don't think regular 14 year olds would actually be nice",
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"I don't think regular 14 year olds would use... like anything but tiktok",
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"I don't think regular 14 year olds would use linux",
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"I don't think regular 14 year olds would own an android phone",
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"I don't think regular 14 year olds would touch grass",
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"I don't think regular 14 year olds would chat outside of Discord",
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"I don't think regular 14 year olds would touch the terminal",
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"I don't think regular 14 year olds would &`\?,`,);@!?>",
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"I don't think regular 14 year olds would install a custom ROM",
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"I don't think regular 14 year olds would call # \"pound\"",
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"I don't think regular 14 year olds would be sober"
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]
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if not os.path.exists(os.path.expanduser("~/.MNCHOICE")):
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open(os.path.expanduser("~/.MNCHOICE"), "w").write("-1")
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e = randint(0, len(quotes)-1)
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while int(open(os.path.expanduser("~/.MNCHOICE")).read()) == e:
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e = randint(0, len(quotes)-1)
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# environ["MNCHOICE"] = str(e)
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open(os.path.expanduser("~/.MNCHOICE"), "w").write(str(e))
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print(quotes[e]) |